Saturday, November 19, 2005

An Announcement

Hear Ye, Hear Ye,

A message to mes filles.

Your laundry is now your own responsibility. If you run out of clean socks. You may not take mine. If you have no clean underwear. I don't want to know about it. You can't seem to take care of your clothing. I am tired of the endless monotony of rewashing the same unworn clothing over and over again. I think that I could take that time and be more productive. Maybe even leading to world peace.

Please note.

All items of clothing must be worn. If it is below 40 degrees and I say you must wear a sweatshirt. You must each wear one. You may not fight over one. There are four, count 'em FOUR school sweatshirts in this house. Find another. Work together. I will not tell one to take a sweatshirt off and give it to the other. I will not find it for you. If you took care of your clothes properly you would know exactly where to find it. You are clever little wenches. Put those skills to use and dig yourself out of trouble and make it to school/band/basketball practice, etc. on time.

I will NOT be writing a tardy note.

Thank you for your attention. Please return to your regular programming already in progress.

5 comments:

Willow said...

Can I hear an AMEN!

Kasha's only 8 and I've started enforcing this rule. Slack parents tell me "but she's only 8. You're her mother and it's your duty to make sure she's prepared." Nope. She's 8 and can be responsible for having a clean TKD uniform on testing and tournament days. She knows when we have PHD performances that she'd best make sure her tights are washed and her beads and hair ribbons are where they're supposed to be. She knows two days ahead of time to make sure those things are finished up. Don't DARE tell me the morning of a performance/tourney/test that you need something. BE PREPARED.

(Of course I do try to make sure even if she doesn't tell me, but usually we're set on panties and socks. There's ALWAYS a clean pair lurking around, stuffed under the dresser or something. :snort:)

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