Playing with Google

I saw this little trick at A Beautiful Mess ... I like to think of it as the Google version of Magic 8 Ball. After entering my name (first only) and the word "wants".

Here is the list of my alleged wants:

Of course, fate also has a plan for Gretchen, and it doesn’t care what Gretchen wants.
Gretchen wants Elwood to close the door.
Gretchen wants 50% of her probate estate to go to one of the children, with the others sharing 25% and 25%.
Gretchen, The Villain Everyone Wants to Bang
Gretchen wants to keep the new friend she's found.
Gretchen wants costs for a DIY garage conversion.
Gretchen wants all pets to feel like they truly belong in the home with her designs.
Gretchen wants to do business with Craig.
To make matters more complicated, the vampire Gretchen wants to kill Anita for taking Jean-Claude away from her
Gretchen wants to see the cute sharks in the Aquarium

My needs:

Gretchen needs sleep.
Gretchen Needs to Stop Picking on Me
Gretchen needs relationship advice from us internet nerds.
Gretchen needs your help! She has had one surgery and needs more
Gretchen needs a peaceful home where her days will be filled with soft beds, sunny napping ...
Gretchen needs a Ricky to her Lucy.
gretchen needs another tattoo fund
Gretchen needs to put the website link here.
Gretchen needs to prove that she can score at the next level