An Open Letter to My Sister....

Dear Margo,

Got the thank you note that the boys scrawled their signatures for... Sadly, you did NOT mention that you returned their Christmas gifts. I got that information today when I opened my Visa bill and saw the credit from the Disney Store.

I thought that the Pirates of the Caribbean swords were inspired. All little boys love this kind of stuff... Hell, my girls loved it too.. Remember how we used to give them pieces of spaghetti to fence with.. and taught them to say, "en garde".. When I saw these swords I thought of the Three Musketeers and them romping around and playing. Ok.. the eye patches are probably a bit offputting.. but we are talking about pirates! I should have guessed that you were going to be as self-righteous and hypocritical about children's toys as you are with everything else....

By the way, loved the pictures of the kids.. hope they get to know their only grandfather before he dies, you evil bitch,

Love and strychnine,

Your big sister.