Thursday, April 05, 2007

I chose to follow Poppy

I saw this over at Poppy Cedes and thought that I would play along... Feel free to play if you want!

  • Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?

    Define morning? As my poor wee eyes are greeting the crack of dawn? If yes, then scratch that... If allowed to properly waken, pee and brush my teeth I am on! The rest of the time is good too. Do people my age still have sex? Just checking.


  • On which side of the bed do you sleep?

    The middle when Fun Daddy is out of town. The rest of the time it is squished into the smallest portion of the right side of the bed attached to both the cat and the dog and whatever child decides that they need me desperately at the moment.


  • Pork, beef, or chicken?

    Lamb. ok... beef, preferably a lovely ribeye.


  • Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

    No, I puked on myself... ahhhh, college days

  • What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?

    Right. I think because I am right handed


  • Candles or incense?

    I like them both, but my cat is too uncoordinated to stay away from an open flame and has been known on more than one occasion to set itself aflame. And no, I am not making that up.


  • Do you dance when no one is watching?

    Yes. And much to their chagrin, when they are watching me too.


  • Did you play doctor when you were little?

    No. I was an unbearable goody-goody


  • Stove top cooking or microwave?

    Stove. Soon to be improved by more Btus than anyone should have a right to...


  • Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?

    A question posed by someone who doesn't know me.... they are both a mess.


  • When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

    Yes, it is a vestige to the goody-goody thing


  • Shower or bath?

    Both. I grew up in a house without a shower... so to me, a nice hot bath is this side of heaven.


  • Do you pee in the shower?

    Yes, I clean the tub... I am entitled to dirty it as I wish.


  • Mexican or Chinese food?

    Both... Although, I love the Marias at C. Manny's.


  • Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

  • Agressive

  • Do you own sex toys?

    You do the math... I have been a virtually single mother for about a decade


  • Corn dogs or hot dogs?

    A coney island hot dog with onions, ketchup and mustard


  • Your favorite restaurant?

    Only one? In Chicago, NY, Paris? Greek, Italian, Indian, French? Sorry we are hard core foodies around here... I will mention my favorite Italian Restaurant.. Sabatino's... when you could smoke in a restaurant they would light a ladies cigarette (which made a huge difference to my MIL) knows all the crazy old fashioned drinks (before they came back into vogue) and flambé at your table. How fun is that?


  • What did you have for lunch today?

    Diet Coke


  • When did you last fall down?

    Walking up my neighbor's steps... I am charmingly uncoordinated... I guess those ballet lessons never paid off, Mama!


  • Have you ever wished someone were dead?

    It has entered my brain before I could stop it... but I try not to actively wish for the death of others... I wished that my neighbor would lose his job... and voilĂ ! It has happened... I would feel awful if I killed someone in my mind then had it really happen because of a fit of temper.


  • Love or money?

    Love


  • Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?

    Yes, regularly.. then I take a nap and I feel better.


  • Oreos or vanilla wafers?

    Chocolate covered oreos which are only available at Christmas time... and if they are really available all the time, please keep it to yourself... my ass is fat enough.


  • How do you like your steak?

    Rare. Any other way shows disrespect for the animal who gave his life.


  • How do you like your eggs?

    Over easy mostly... but anyway is tasty


  • Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?

    Yes.


  • Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?

    My current idea of roughing it is no 24-hour room service


  • Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?

    I have had both... I am voting for root canal.


  • Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?

    How much are we talking? I will entertain offers.


  • Would you rather have lice or an STD?

    neither. Please.


  • What’s your favorite hard candy?

    Starlite mints stolen from my grandmother's milk glass candy dish


  • Ever been to a strip club?

    No


  • Ever been to a bar?

    Several


  • Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

    No


  • Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

    No


  • Kissed someone of the same sex?

    Yes


  • Had sex in the car?

    Yes


  • Had sex at the beach?

    Yes


  • Had sex in a movie theater?

    No.. that seems uncomfortable


  • Had sex in a bathroom?

    Yes


  • Have you ever been in an “adult” store?

    Yes... but a womyn owned one...


  • Is there anyone on your blogroll you would ever consider having sex with?

    There are people on the blogroll that I considered having sex with... contrary to popular opinion.


  • Have you been caught having sex?

    Yes


  • Have you ever kissed a stranger?

    Yes


  • Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?

    Prolly

  • 2 comments:

    Poppy said...

    I can't believe you talk about me enough that you had to add a tag for me, *giggle*. And that you did this meme, *double giggle*. The answer about wanting to have sex with people from your blogroll was cryptic. I wish you would elaborate.

    Maman said...

    The meme question is simple... I did consider having sex with someone on my blogroll... Ironically I have dated at least two members of my blogroll... One of them, I even attended my senior prom with... hence, the considered sleeping with.... Ironically I had already met FD/PK... so the rest was history. Oh and like all of my boyfriends BFD (Before Fun Daddy... (or Porn King as you also know him)) these boys turned out to be gay....