I AM a copycat

1. What curse word do you use the most?
Online... I have been known to say "fucktard".... offline... well, it begins with a "c"

2. Do you own an iPod?
Yes, but I never use it. It doesn't synch with my Rhapsody subscription... I'd rather rent my music then own it outright.

3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most?
My children and gay former boyfriends

4. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Do the girls have band? 6:30, Mass Crew? 5:30, is it a normal weekday? 6:45, Saturday? 8:00, Sunday? Don't fuck with me, missy... I am watching "Meet The Press."

5. What color is your room?
sandy

6. Flip flops or sneakers?
Kind of a damn ass question in the winter, isn't it?

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I only take 'em... rarely do people offer to change spots with me.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Vampire Effect. I don't recommend it, unless you like vampire martial arts films with Jackie Chan.

9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes. but not all and none of my close friends have children as old as mine.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
My mother, my husband and my children. Ironic for a woman who used to work full time, go to graduate school, was the mother of two toddlers and a wife and homeowner all at the same time. I have since cut back and they may all kiss my ass.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
Does liquor count?

12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
a mix of my favorites... I call it, "Mommy Sings The Blues"

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
skim white milk

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I am a mother... naturally

15. Have you ever given someone a hickey?
I don't remember that long ago.

16. Who was the last person to call you?
MonAnge

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Definitely... and not in glowing terms

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Speed Racer and Scooby Doo

19. How many siblings do you have?
Left? One. Originally, two

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Not particularly, most of my friends when I was growing up were of the opposite sex.

21. What movie do you know every line to?
Raising Arizona.... "Son? You have a panty on your head..."

22. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yes. But the girls possess them now. One for the Barenaked Ladies... and one for Bruce Springstein

23. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Red wine vinagrette.

24. Do you read for fun?
Yes.

25. Do you cry a lot?
Yes

26. Who was the last person to text message you?
MonAnge

27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
There are both in this house. I use a laptop

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
yes... Aunt Maggie and I were supposed to go together before she moved to CT, but she chickened out... and no one will go with me.

29. What is the weather like?
Wet and cold

30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Depends... How big is his wang?

31. Is sex before marriage wrong?
That is up to you to decide?

32. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Last time the thrasher was really sick

33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
function 4, function well? 8

34. Are you in love or lust?
have you read my blog? No!

35. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I like to look at my life like evolution... it is full of punctuated equilibrium

36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
No, just the chemical content

37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
43

re you picky about spelling and grammar?
Depends on my mood and/or sobriety

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes

40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Most of my friends have been male...

41. Do you like cottage cheese?
Especially if it has chives in it...

42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Stomach, but I learned to sleep on my side when pregnant

43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
I have bought and sold

44. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
I miss hugs. No one wants to touch me these days.

45. What song did you last sing out loud?
The Rose, by Bette Midler We discovered Karyoke on Comcast

46. What is your favorite TV show?
"Paranormal State" on A&E, "Carpoolers" and "Pushing Daisies"

47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?
Ben Franklin, Dorthy Parker... I appreciate smart, witty people, naturally I think they would have found me beneath notice but appreciated my limited eccentricity

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
When I remember the past

49. What one thing do you wish you had?
love

50. Favorite lyrics?
right now? "Hey Delilah" by Plain White Tees

Ok, I am going to bed to cry a bit more...