Summer Scandal
We here at Chez Maman, are getting ready to embark on our annual trek out east.
How far east, you may ask?
Further east than NYC. 90 miles or so more.
Yes, we will spending a couple of weeks in
I, of course, am neither rich nor famous and can’t mix with them as I also don’t possess the third element that gets you into these kinds of shindigs, beauty.
While out on the
This year however, I look forward to being out there as the Hampton Divorce of Century Case progresses. Yes, Queen of the Hampton’s, Christie Brinkley is in the process of divorcing her fourth husband, Architect to the Stars, Peter Cook.
I am looking forward to it because to date it has all the elements of a juicy, juicy story of love gone sour. Pornography, adultery, banging teenagers in your office, prostitutes, nudism, swinging, public air of laundry, guardian ad litems swearing that a public divorce trial will damage your childrens’ psyches far more than a peek at Daddy’s $4000 a month porn stash, cash left under rocks as payoffs and tales of private agony at High School graduation ceremony’s … ahhh. I can’t wait to hear what else.
Because everyone out there will have some sort of story about how these two let their freak flags fly.
She will only be in Dan’s Papers “keeping up a ‘brave façade’ (see picture above)” while out with the kids at events supporting abandoned pets, the evils of zoos and circuses or children’s charities. He will show up only at places where he had previously been promised otherwise he will only be seen having quiet dinners with friends and lawyers.
I don’t get a floor show every year.
But this one should be spectacular. At very least it shows me that the rich and famous have their problems too... And Wow, can they be ugly!
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