Here is a theory

If you don't want to be treated like an idiot...

Don't treat me like an idiot...

When I am watching Deadwood... don't turn off the whole thing because you have decided that I am a moron... and therefore turn offthe tv.

It turns out that I am not...

and if when you turn off the tv on me and I whack you with the remote... don't complain...

Asshole.

Yeah, things are grand around here.

Would someone remind me tomorrow that I probably don't want this post here tomorrow?

Ahhhh.. too damn late.