Fun Daddy and his pillows

here are fun Daddy and his pillows. The long pillow is the one that lies across his lap all night. It is referred to as his "Dick" pillow. The pillow across his face is to hide his pillow shame. That is usually grasped to his side and is a relatively new pillow. I am calling it his kidney pillow.

I have a long pillow and two old scrunched ones. Fun Daddy keeps FIVE pillows for his personal pleasure.

Dick Pillow, indeed.