Tired Again.

Why am I tired again?

I slept weird last night.

How weird? How do you sleep weird, you may ask?

I dreamt that I was walking down the street and a wild pygmy hippopotamus bit me.

Yes.

I said

Wild

Pygmy

Hippopotamus

I am deeply disturbed.

I was attacked by an herbavore in my dream. Worse? I woke up in the morning with some sort of cramp in my hip? Can you have a hip cramp? It felt like it was bone deep... I couldn't sleep. I was ridiculously restless. And then I went to work.

Blah. Not about work.. Just those damn hippos.