What I did for New Years Eve, by Maman

Once upon a time, Maman got dressed up to go out to dinner with her famille.

Then the car service called saying that they were going to be late because the driver barfed.

Then Fun Daddy got tense and needed a gin, sans tonic

Then he needed another

Then we finally got to the restaurant but they put us by the dj's speakers

Then Maman danced and ate...

Then some bad stuff happened... stupid hormonal bad stuff...

Then I went home.

The End.