Things that you should avoid saying to me

Yes, I know that is should go without saying that these phrases should be stricken from the brains of mes filles... however, in case they are ever inclined to read my blog (trust me, I won't be holding my breath) here are some handy pointers:

• You are ruining my life!
• You like (fill in sister's name) better!
• Leave me alone!
  
• Can you manage to clean this house up?
• You did nothing today!
• Put in the code for cartoons.
• Put in the code for my computer.
• Can you take me to the mall?
• I hate that (fill in the blank about dinner).
• Screw you bitch (isn't that everyone's holiday favorite?)!
• You don't respect me as an individual!
• That is not how we do it at our school!
• Stop putting words in my mouth!
• You never trust me!
  
• Can I go over to (fill in the name of the kid)'s house?
• I hate you!
• You always let (fill in name of sister) do that!
• You don't love me
• Yeah, right! (sarcasm and eye-rolling are the stress inducing elements)
• What-Ever!

That is a good beginning... no doubt I will be amending it over time!