Household arithmetic

What happens when you add one toilet, a bunch of cotton balls, too much toilet paper, any paper towels, cotton swabs, assorted wrappers that could and should have been put into the garbage can and ladies unmentionable supplies?

If you say water leaking from the toilet, through the bathroom floor and into my living room, you would be right!

I am not going to out the girl who did it. Suffice it to say, she has be presented with a bill for $400.00 and she is complaining incessantly about how we ruin her life.

I amthisclosetocompletelyabandoningmylentenvowofsobriety.


In fact. I am going to drink Vodka right now. Fuck it.