Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Let this serve as a warning to the next person to make fun of my personal foibles in front les filles. Enjoy yourself, while you are giggling over your joke.

Because if les filles pick up on that joke and use it as a weapon of disrespect against me, the laugh may be your last.

I hereby vow that I will kick you until you're dead.

Are we clear on that?

Good.