Will someone give him an Oscar already?

so I don't have to be tortured with interesting and earnest movies designed to earn him his Academy Award? Haven't we seen this shit already with Martin Scorsese (Maggie? May God grant your wish that he stop making films with Mr. DiCrapio....), Mel Gibson (still in process), Robin Williams and Annette Bening to name a few.

The long stringy hair. The "see-how-artistic-I-am-I-don't-even-care-what-I-am-wearing-on-David Letterman" look.

STOP ALREADY