So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

Fun Daddy is watching Caddy Shack... on some golf channel. That doesn't seem right, but there you go.

I know that most people choose as their preferred quotation the Cinderella Story quote, but me? I prefer this one:

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Will someone give him an Oscar already?

so I don't have to be tortured with interesting and earnest movies designed to earn him his Academy Award? Haven't we seen this shit already with Martin Scorsese (Maggie? May God grant your wish that he stop making films with Mr. DiCrapio....), Mel Gibson (still in process), Robin Williams and Annette Bening to name a few.

The long stringy hair. The "see-how-artistic-I-am-I-don't-even-care-what-I-am-wearing-on-David Letterman" look.

STOP ALREADY