Fun Daddy is watching Caddy Shack... on some golf channel. That doesn't seem right, but there you go.
I know that most people choose as their preferred quotation the Cinderella Story quote, but me? I prefer this one:
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.