Celebrity Snooze

Yeah, the east end here is full of celebrities… and I was certainly looking forward to a summer full of Brinkley/Cook divorce explosions... The closest I am going to get now is second hand gossip from FIL and FD as they hang out at the bar (Murph’s)

• Peter Cook had rented a “stabbin’ cabin” at the Waterside
• Billy Joel doesn’t tip
• Celebrities don’t pay their bills but if you run over their lawn for not paying their landscaping bill they will have you arrested.
• Jimmy Buffet is a dick

Yup. Those are my exciting tidbits. And sadly, the only way to get more is to let those two geniuses ditch me and the kids again. Cuz, there is nothing that I enjoy more than listening to two hungry teens whine about how hungry they and when their father and grandfather are going to be home. Yeah, good times.

Silly me

La de dah... I meet so many celebrities that I forget to EVEN mention it.

Or I just got busy. Yelling at kids no doubt.

But back a couple of weeks I had the opportunity to Meet Josh Kelley. Superstar singer and spouse to the famous blonde cutie/gay icon Katherine Heigl.

But this was about Josh.

Fun Daddy works with a digital media company (not his main line of work but he started this company with some buddies) so when they do events I sometimes get invited.

He played a small set in the office and then was whisked away by his people to play the Hard Rock later that evening. Where was the gorgeous wife. They were robbed a day before.

See him here playing in the office in front of a collage of record albums culled from mine and Fun Daddy's record collection. Why did we offer them? We are the only people in the office that still HAD records. Why? We are old.

Also see Josh posing politely with the young, hip and attractive members of the office.

And then there is me. They had already started the company slide show (prospective clients are invited to these shin digs) (My Robert Palmer and Peter Gabriel albums)


Also in attendence was a very talented new comer who's name I don't recall at the moment as it is hot and humid this afternoon. I am sure some day I will be horrified that I couldn't recall his name and I will be banished (I always think of that word with an Elizabethan inflection ban-ish-Ed) from the universe.