How I Feel Today

awful, abominable, beastly, big, bulky, bull, coarse, corporeal, corpulent, creepy, cursed, crass, crude, dense, detestable, disgusting, distasteful, execrable, fat, fleshy, foul, frightful, ghastly, great, grim, gross, gruesome, hairy, hateful, heavy, hellish, hideous, (Did I mention that I had to toss a formerly nice pair of panties?) horrible, horrid, horrific, icky, hulking, impure, indelicate, loathsome, low, lousy, lumpish, massive, monstrous, (How much longer do I have to do this? it has been 29 years now) nasty, nauseating, obese, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, offensive, overweight, porcine, portly, rank, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, scuzzy, skanky, stinking, stout, (Isn't it the Angel's turn? God knows that she is hormonal enough), terrible, thick, ugly, uncouth, unwieldy, very bad, vile, vulgar, weighty, wretched, yecchy and of course, yucky

The good news is that I am less likely to be eaten by sharks on vacation....

And apologies to anyone who is grossed out or otherwise offended by this post