Things to do with a pencil

I learned tonight that there is a boy in the Angel's class who shoots pencils at her boobies... questioning whether they will pop upon impact...

I looked at her a moment and asked her why she doesn't return the favor.

She and her friend looked at me quizzically....

Finally the Angel couldn't resist and asked, "Mom, why would I do that? It wouldn't hurt his breasts?"

"Aim lower, " I told her.

The girls gave a horrified giggle.

But "What is good for the goose, is good for the gander," Nanny always said.