Things I hate

Let me make it simple...

I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, she is talented. Yes, she is beautiful...

But here is the problem that I am having...

She is a "Foodie"?

Fuck you.

She travels around Spain with Mark Bittman and Mario Batali and some equally evil Spanish skinny bitch who can eat everything and rub it in our faces. Does this endear you to us? FUCK NO.

You don't eat. And if you do? Have the should have the sense to hide this fact from the rest of us, because it is just going to make us all hate you more.