Things I hate

Let me make it simple...

I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, she is talented. Yes, she is beautiful...

But here is the problem that I am having...

She is a "Foodie"?

Fuck you.

She travels around Spain with Mark Bittman and Mario Batali and some equally evil Spanish skinny bitch who can eat everything and rub it in our faces. Does this endear you to us? FUCK NO.

You don't eat. And if you do? Have the should have the sense to hide this fact from the rest of us, because it is just going to make us all hate you more.

Olympic thoughts

In case I haven't mentioned it before, but I love the Olympics.

I have been watching for as long as I can remember. In truth, the first one I can remember watching was 1972. My cousin Lisa was over, my sister had been sent to bed because she was too little and Lisa and I stayed up with the grownups eating popcorn and watching the opening ceremonies.

I have been hooked ever since.

So I have been obsessively watching...

As a result, I will mention my Olympic thoughts on occasion...

You may disregard at will... they are just thoughts that enter my quirky little brain.

For instance, during the opening ceremony how many of you thought of this: