You are NOT going to believe this!
Don't you hate it when bad things happen to bad people?
And I SWEAR to God, the sweet baby Jesus and his pet cow, that I had nothing to do with this....
Really. I pinky swear.
Someone cut the Schmitt's side fence.
I admit that I had thought about this... to take wire snips and snip the part of fence that is on my property. Yes, I have dark and evil thoughts sometimes... Although as thoughts go, this is not particularly dark and evil.. just darker and more evil than generally have.
I can't help but laugh.
Of course, the paranoid fucks will think it was me.
But it wasn't. Unless wishing can make stuff happen.
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I'd say they did it themselves so they could blame it on you, but that would require more thinking and logic on their part than I think the three of them collectively are capable of....
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