Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wingnut Loons

I believe that it is well established that I come from a family of wingnut loons who can't resist the urge to hit the "Forward" button on any stupid email that they receive.

This is the latest.

Apparently none of my elders is capable of double checking any facts. This was easily checked on Wikipedia

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
I am not entirely certain if this means my family is Pro-Martian or Anti-Mexican. Either way. It doesn't make any sense

Al Gore: March, 1948
Hillary Clinton: October, 1947
John Kerry: December, 1943
Bill Clinton: August, 1946
Howard Dean: November, 1948
Nancy Pelosi: March, 1940
Dianne Feinstein: June 1933
Charles Schumer: November, 1950
Barbara Boxer: November, 1940

I love a Republican email with a fact rate of 100% INCORRECT. And now I have to block my Aunt Jeannette.


Aunt Maggie said...


Maman said...

OMG that I looked them up or OMG they were ALL wrong? Either makes sense!