More Fence News
Sometimes, I am a petty bitch.
I think that I am entitled when it comes to my stupid neighbors. That is why, I had to go take a closer look at the cut fence. It took me a bit to figure out why someone would do that, but then I figured it out. You see, my electric meter is on the west side of my house... to read it, someone would have to go through the locked gate. Nice sign, eh? When I saw it, I wasn't sure what they meant by the symbols on either side of the "POSTED" portion.... I am not entirely sure why they felt the need to add that to the sign with the locked gate and all... to me it seems to add the pathetic air of "I really mean it" along with the foot stamp of a slightly deranged toddler. On the other hand, that seem about appropriate.
Ooops, sorry back the symbology... What do you think? Is it some sort of added barbed wire element or a slightly skewed swastika? Since Tom Schmitt once told Fun Daddy, that he was going to do us the "favor" of not selling to the "blacks" and the fact that they hung the stars and bars after 9/11, I vote for the swastika.
I am dying to know what went down when the fence was cut. See Eric has always noticed anytime anyone stepped onto his Daddy's property when they were from my construction crew. Hell, they seemed certain that one of the workers was going to blow up their garage... Ahh, sweet, sweet paranoia.... I find it impossible to believe that someone actively destroying their property would go unnoticed. Were the police called? They have been so many times before.
I would like to imagine that the person who cut the fence was a black female meter reader. Oh, because in case I haven't mentioned it before? The Schmitts don't like girls either... but that is another story....
3 comments:
Hey you keep the Schmitt's on your team--- us gays don't want them!
Meter readers have eminent domain, they can go on ANYONE'S property to read a meter- just like the mailman can deliver and cross any property as well.
It is in the constitution you know!
I guessed that was what happened...I was considering cutting the fence on my property for that very reason. I may still do so.
Oh and trust me, I think I can speak for the straight women that I know.. We don't want them on our team either!
Well, before you cut it, call and land surveyor and have your property surveyed, and then send them a certified return receipt letter stating a definite time when they must move their fence off your property or you will pay to have it removed and bill them for it. Also send it regular snail mail as well.
I am glad you are not my neighbor! LOL, although, I am not an asshole to live next to either.
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