My Cowardly Sister

An open letter to my sister who blogs under the name The Cranky Housewife:

I knew that you would be a coward unable to handle anyone contradicting the illusion that you have created about yourself. Luckily, I saved my comment. Hopefully, Brittany from A Political Mind will see what you have blocked.

If you are interested in reading my sister's demented screed please feel free to look her up at the cranky housewife. Be assured that she hates feminists, liberals, self-actualized humans and anyone who disagrees with her by using the most generic, disproven stereotypes that are thrown around by any git on Fox News. Example:

Liberal feminists are typically loud mouthed complainers who want to have their cake, eat it too just as long as there are no trans fats… and they certainly won’t be baking that cake from scratch like some housewife or something. Just what kind of woman do you take them for?

yeah. that's it. We liberal chicks don't love our families, cook or do laundry or do anything homespun-ny. And anyone who is read my blog, KNOWS that I am all about the modern conveniences and not lifting a finger...

On the other hand, this is how she describes herself and those women like her:

Any man who is married to a conservative feminist will tell you that his least favorite conversations ever start with the words, “Honey, I’m not happy about something.” Those husbands know full well that this one simple phrase is (like it or not) a call to action, and can quite literally change the world – one universe at a time. Once a conservative feminist gets a bee in her bonnet there will be no peace until her demands are met, and if that means changing the direction in which the planet Earth revolves around the sun in order to restore harmony... well, the sooner we get started working on that the happier we’ll all be.

Ugh. Obviously the same nasty bully she has always been. My way or the highway. Margo has been the kind of gal that would use your feelings for her to get her own way. Don't want to see her in pain? Pay for that, bitch.

One political blogger tried to use logic and reason with my batshit crazy sister and responded several times to Margo's craziness. Here is my response to her that naturally my sister deleted. Because she doesn't want facts interfering with what people think about her:

Brittany, Don't waste your breath. My sister has always made up stories when facts don't exist. If you listen to what she writes you understand that "conservative feminism" is bullying people until you get your own way. She thinks that Puritans were first wave feminists! Not exactly the word that I would use to describe Mary Wollstonecraft assuming that Crankypants even knows who she is. (oops, I forgot, education and culture are wastes of time when one has laundry to do - truly the feminist mantra).

Remember that her type is a bully and a user and will insult, lie, and use any institution that they can to get what they want.

Let me tell you about an example. Picture a man and woman who spend several nights a week at the home of their daughter who just gave birth to triplets to watch over, feed and change the moppets over night so their daughter and son-in-law could sleep. Now imagine that when the boys reach their first birthday, that man and woman are told that they are terrible people and the woman is an alcoholic who is a danger to those children. In order to have contact with their grandchildren that man and woman would have to stop drinking, go to AA and then go into therapy. Imagine then the folks being told that the daughter's parish priest (who never met the folks) agreed that the folks were a danger to the daughter and her family.

Now you might ask the question, "If the folks were so dangerous, why did the daughter allow her sweet boys to be thus endangered?" Ahh. The answer is: the daughter needed them. And when she didn't anymore? Well out to the trash with you. And I bet you aren't surprised to learn that the daughter in this story is my sister, the cranky housewife.

Good Christian and homespun family sort that she is hasn't let her parents see her children in 7 years. I haven't seen them either even though I baptised them the day that they were born.

Oh, and I am a liberal. And I used to work "outside" the home, which deeply offended the her new, improved extended family.

So don't pay too much attention to what Mscrankypants has to say. She is full of bluster and bull and I haven't seen her bake a cake from scratch or otherwise in the 36 years I was allowed to consort with her.

You say that the tea party neglects history? True that. My sister is truly one of them at heart. She cast off her parents, her sister and her two nieces in order to protect her new world from evidence of her previous existence because those facts don't mesh with what she wants you to know about her.

The heartlessness she showed her nieces, in particular, is a perfect mirror of how the Tea Party operates.

Give me what I want or the little one's get hurt.

Very homespun indeed.

So she is a good Christian, homespun sort. and I am a fat loudmouth with no kindness in my soul.

In her world? Conservative = Good; Liberal - Bad (or Communist or whatever it is that people who have never had to accomplish anything on their own says about people who make an effort). She blocked my comment and closed all the comments on her blog to keep me from saying anything that she doesn't want anyone to know about her.

And by blocked my comment, I mean she probably got my brother-in-law to do it for her as details have never really been her forte and we all know what happens when a bully doesn't get her way.

In true conservative "feminist" fashion.

Irony Is Dead

I think I haven mentioned before that my Father is somewhat to the political right of Attila the Hun. So, it should come as no surprise that he and my Mother love Glenn Beck.

Personally, I think Beck is an over-the-top clown but I have been surprised and disappointed to find members of my family who believe his schtick. I would have thought the girls giggling when my father started talking about teabaggers would have been enough to shame him out of it, but alas, this has not been the case.

For the record, my Father is a "birther" too. The irony of this is amazing as my Dad was born in Honolulu, Oahu in March of 1942. That would be 17 years before Hawaii was a State in the United States. Which technically questions whether my Father is a natural born U.S. citizen. And no, Dad was not born on the Pearl Harbor Naval Base, so he doesn't have this loophole to cling to. Even better? the first time I went to Hawaii, I was tasked with ordering a copy of my Father's birth certificate which he lost over the years. When it arrived I got to see it. It looks identical to the one presented by President of the United States, except of course, it says, Territory of Hawaii instead of State of Hawaii. Yes, my father denies the authenticity of a birth certificate that is virtually identical TO HIS OWN.

Needless to say, I found Jon Stewart's takeoff on Beck's conspiracy insanity HI-Sterical.

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Fun and Games with the Family

Yesterday, I hosted my father's birthday dinner.

Naturally, it was just us. My asshole sister hasn't been part of the family in years. So naturally that means just my girls. Not my nephews who probably wouldn't recognize me or my parents if they walked by us.

Family means alot to my family.

So naturally, you know how much I enjoyed getting this email this morning... apparently my bad for not checking my email yesterday.

Notice caption below painting !!

This should hang in the White House parlor !! (Complete With Caption !!---Of Course !!!!)

So I said to him, "Barak, I know Abe Lincoln, and you ain't him."

HAHA... isn't that funny? Why isn't it HI-STERICAL to send political emails to your daughter who has repeatedly asked you not to? Haha! Yeah!

Then typical of my family... I got another one.... 15 hours later from my cousin. He also thinks it is HI-STERICAL to send this shit to me too... Cuz the more often I get the same annoying email, the FUNNIER it is. And that is what Bob is always telling me. I need to lighten up. It's just funny, right?

So.. cuz I am funny too. I sent this:

I'm sorry... Did you clear this through your fearless leader?

If not. Go do what is expected of you... click here

Because I think it is HI-STERICAL that every Republican cowtows to a three times divorced drug addict as their moral center.

Apparently one of my cuz's buddies doesn't approve.

Patrick Hurley: who is this?

Me: Gretchen Neuman

Patrick Hurley: I do not know you. Why are you writing to me?

Me: No doubt because you were on the email list that one of my relatives used to forward the original "Excellent Painting!!" email. According to my family, I have no sense of humor regarding their continuously sending me obnoxious email. If you are having issues with being kept on the email chain, then you must have no sense of humor either. If you are having an issue with this, I suggest that you take it up with whichever of my relatives included you on the email. Have a great Sunday.

Patrick Hurley: I don't appreciate your comments. They are judgmental and self-serving. I am a three time Emmy award winner for stand up comedy. You don't know what you are talking about. Please take me off your list. You are rude and uninformed.

Me: Dear Pat, A 3 time Emmy award winner for stand up comedy? Now THAT is hysterical, since that isn't an award category. Why is it that my family and their friends always think that I would fall for such obvious lies. Must be that sense of humor again. Unfortunately since I don't a choice about the emails that I get from my family... and so while you are on their email list you will get my responses. I am not entirely sure why you think you deserve to be let off the hook. As for judgmental, self-serving and rude? You can take that up with my family. My polite emails were ignored. What is a gal to do? You want off my end of the list? Take it up with Bob.

Patrick Hurley: I did win three Emmys. doing stand up comedy in children's shows I produced, wrote and hosted. Take me off your list. Thank you.

Me: Congrats. When I am off the list, you will be off the list. Talk to Bob.

Me to Bob: Now if the joke is that being family I have to take this quietly... continue. I hope this isn't a guy you like or respect.

Lucky me! My cousin's friends are bozos too.

What if this is an end run?

What am I talking about?

The impeachment of my Governor, Rod Blagojevich.

Do I think he is a good governor? Not particularly. I think that he is one of those guys that arrogantly assumed that because he was in charge, he could piss on anyone. And that makes you a lot of enemies.

But the basis of this impeachment is hooey.

Back in December, U.S. Atty. Patrick Fitzgerald had the governor arrested on corruption charges. He played snippets of audio tape (I would love to hear about the legality of those... since under Bush it seems remarkably easy to get that kind of warrant assuming anyone goes through the effort to do so in the first place). The audio sounded awful. Everyone was up in arms. That bastard was trying to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat! String him up!

Except.

Is that really convincing evidence? Who knows. See, while he made a huge grandstanding motion to ARREST the Governor, Mr. Fitzgerald to date hasn't INDICTED him. In fact, he has asked for an additional 90 days to put together an indictment. Why?

If he waits long enough he can get the Illinois legislature to remove the governor for him. And they are moving with lightning speed to do just that. Without even waiting to see if Fitzgerald can GET an indictment. A Justice Department end run. They can remove a Governor without even having to prosecute them.

And is he the only governor with a -D next to his name to be investigated, removed or resigned from office by the in the last 8 years?

No.

In fact, he is one of 5. And let's not forget Bill Richardson, who has had to resign his nomination to be Commerce Secretary because of an investigation going back to when he was Governor of New Mexico. In the same time period only two Republican governors have been involved in scandals. One was Illinois Governor George Ryan, although he had already been voted out of office before he was prosecuted. The other was the Gov. Taft of Ohio who was accused of misdemeanor ethics violations and allowed to serve out his term (he couldn't run again because Ohio State law prohibits a third consecutive term).

More often than not, these charges come from the U.S. Attorney's offices around the country.

You remember the U.S. Attorneys.

prosecutors that have all been subject to loyalty tests. Where if you were prosecuting Republicans or not prosecuting Democrats you could be asked to resign. Because if you had a "Monica problem" you were considered to be a Democrat and felt that you couldn't be trusted. And God help you, if she thought you were a lesbian. Monica Goodling, Harriet Miers and Alberto Gonzalez wanted you out of your job.

Oh, and someone who's name was on the list, if even briefly?

Patrick Fitzgerald.

And how long has Blagoevich been under investigation? Pretty much from the moment that he uttered, "So help me God". In almost six years, the chances of uttering phrases that when cobbled together make you look guilty of SOMETHING are remarkably high. And in the case of the Governor, it appears that every conceivable form of communication he used was subject to Federal wiretaps. Could you withstand that kind of scrutiny? I doubt that Mother Theresa could have either.

So over all? I think I would wait and see what the Federal Government has on the Governor because he is removed from office. An indictment, evidence, a conviction, damn it! I want to see some due process! If we Americans are glib about providing these things to people that are unpopular, will they be available to us if someone were to accuse us of an impropriety?

It is too late to stop the Illinois House from impeaching Gov. Blagojevich. Unfortunately the political sharks smell the blood on the water. Let's hope that someone starts thinking clearly before the Department of Justice completes their end run to remove the governor. That would be a very dangerous trick for them to be able to use in the future.

State of Illinois

Well, hasn't this been an interesting year in Illinois?

I have lost a Senator, lost a Congressman and am about to lose a Governor. But I did gain a President and White House chief of Staff... to largely, I guess it has worked out.

The whole thing is completely surreal.

The worst of it is that I can't walk around and say I am surprised or shocked. Illinois has always been a place like this. The surprises come when people like the late Paul Simon (no, not the guy who sang Graceland, the guy with the bowtie) and Barack Obama actually come to prominence.

What I see so far is a lot of hot air being blown... but then that IS tradition in Chicago and is the source of the description, "Windy City" although a nice frigid breeze blowing off the prairie in January might convince you otherwise. Unfortunately, in the hot air, I haven't heard anything where the Guv asks for specific dollar amounts.. so I am going to hold my opinion until something more substantial occurs.

Why?

Well, Chicago, while home to corrupt politicians has also been home to folks who will do ANYTHING to bring them down. And the anything portion of that phrase often bothers me. I know that when U.S. Atty Patrick Fitzgerald was appointed by then Sen. Peter Fitzgerald (you can see how that stuck in my brain, although there is no relation between them), it was announced that he very specifically had been put into his position to bring down Mayor Daley. Obviously this has not happened.

He did manage to root out corruption in Springfield under Governor George Ryan, who is currently in the Federal pen. On the other hand, what was going on in Springfield was SUCH an open secret, that I can't believe we actually had to go through a full investigation. And the current Governor? Well, he was under investigation from the moment that he took the oath of office. Why? Because his father-in-law is an important Chicago Alderman.

I met a gentleman recently who commented about how blase Chicagoans were about what is perceived to be a culture of corruption. But we remember the 70s and the 80s when there was still corruption but our streets weren't getting plowed and roads weren't getting patched.

So will I take a bit of corruption to get people who can provide city services? I hate to say it, but yes. Unless you can show me that the squeeky clean guy can get stuff done.

I am practical that way

There is someone else out there!

From Richard... bless him. I would wonder if I was insane otherwise

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with more than 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude," with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

Um, WTF?

Didn't the Palin family go through great lengths to tell us that Bristol was not Trig's mother?

Why does this look like a family portrait?

Childern Behave!

That's what they say when we're together!

They also say that I should vent my spleen about what I keep hearing on these convention speeches. But I can't help it. I was taught to watch both conventions... to try to be open-minded.

So, here are some of my thoughts:

• What is the fucking deal with Laura Bush (and Fred Thompson) that she (they) can't say "children"?
• Why don't the McCains bring out Bridget when it is time to take a cover picture for People magazine? Oh, yeah... she is fat and brown...
  
• Wouldn't it have better to have a LIVING medal of honor winner?
• Ooooh.. Fred Thompson... better in prepared pieces than living life out loud.
• I loved the old lady from Ohio who called Sarah Palin "Sarah Pawlenty"
• "Breath of fresh air" is apparently code for, "I'd tap that!"
• Whew! Fred has been eating alot of carrots from the looks of things. My sister did that once. Man was she orange!
• Why does Fred Thompson keep clearing his throat?
• Sarah Palin has run a state with a population the size of a municipality
• Where are John McCain's other childern? You know... the ones from his first marriage?
• That is President Troublemaker to you!
• Does anyone besides me keep waiting for laser beams to spring forth from Cindy's creepy irises?
• Is that the "Wow! We all liked Tim Russert moment?"
• 9:27 CDT: Wow! Michelle Bachman was channeling "That Girl!" tonight, wasn't she? (ooops, I think when you are live blogging you are supposed to be listing the time... I better start!)
• 9:30 CDT: Spending at home that may bankrupt our country is on Barack Obama's back? WTF?
• 9:34 CDT: I would like to know what John McCain will do ON the energy
• 9:34 CDT: Oh... Fine... apparently, it is my fault now that McCain kept pissing off the North Vietnamese now too..
  
• 9:35 CDT: Have I ever mentioned that Fun Daddy worked for David Brooks back when they were both students at the University of Chicago... he was a blowhard then too...
• 9:40 CDT: Sour Lieberman grapes that he isn't the Vice Presidential nominee....
• 9:43 CDT: An EXCELLENT QUESTION YOU FUCKING TURNCOAT!
• 9:44 CDT: Do you think that they are planning on replacing Sarah Palin with Lieberman after she is impeached?
• 9:47 CDT: 9-11.. That great NATURAL DISASTER!
• 9:50 CDT: Have you ever seen so many white men... or botox?
• 9:53 CDT: Fun Daddy cannot stand another reference to McCain being a Maverick! He will never watch Top Gun again!
• 9:53 CDT: But FD will still watch James Garner! Screw you bastards!
• 10:10 CDT: Do you think that the "SERVICE" signs were brown to indicate that they were full of shit?

I survived a live blogging! Whew! I don't know how Wonkette does it!.. oh, yeah.. they are at a bar!

It has become an obsession

Yes, I think that is the fairest way to view it...

An obsession.

With Sarah Palin. (Don't you love the picture? Look at her eyes.... she looks batshit crazy!)

I, unlike many people did know who she was... because I ready the ever snarky Wonkette...

and normally, as a blogging mom, I would walk away from the political stuff.. but then I remembered that Aunt Amy is probably not getting the full hit of the political action here at home while she adjusts to life in Norway. So I realized, Faen! I must talk about the lovely Sarah!

See everything that John McCain has done during this campaign has been done for no other reason than to counteract Barack Obama.

Obama selects Joe Biden as his running mate and people talk about how Hillary supporters will be pissed... so McCain decides on a woman.... HA! That will show them!

Obama plays basketball... so McCain has to find a woman who plays basketball! HA! That will show them!




Obama goes on a around the world tour to broaden his foreign policy experience... so McCain finds a basketball playing woman who lives near Russia! HA! That will show them!

So now the 72 year old "Maverick" who is a four time cancer survivor has selected a woman who has a four month old baby suffering from Down Syndrome, who will have special needs and a 17 year old pregnant daughter who last year suffered from a severe bout of mononucleosis that lasted for 5 or 6 months coinciding identically with the time that Mom was about to pop out baby no. 5 to be one brief heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Oh. And she is a maverick too... you can tell...

First off... look at all her kids names. Track, Trig, Bristol, Piper and Willow? What drugs do they give you post-partum in Alaska? And how do the rest of us get them... (Although, I do believe perhaps Auntie Noranne's father might have been on them too when he selected her name...)

Another way you can tell that she is a maverick is how she chose to give birth to her last child. See, it turns out that when her water broke for this baby, she was in Texas getting ready to give a speech to some governors group...

and instead of going to the nearest hospital of which Texas is filled... she waited a half hour.. gave her speech,

went to the airport... boarded an Air Alaska jet... flew for 8 hours without a moan, a groan.... got off the plane in Anchorage...

Got in her car... skipped the Providence Alaska Medical Center, the biggest hospital in the state (you know.. the one with a NICU and a children's hospital attached)...

drove another 45 minutes out of town... to go to a little teeny tiny hospital not equipped for high risk pregancies or deliveries and finally popped out her little bundle of joy. What an independent strong willed moron woman.! Because that was independently dangerous for both her and baby Trig.

And doesn't it seem fitting that she named that baby after a branch of mathematics... because I can't keep up with the figuring she needs us to do to make her seem a rational choice for Vice President

In the meantime, I continue to obsess.. because the problem is.. it is theoretically possible for her to be elected... sigh.

Takin' it Back with Barack!

This was sent to me by my friend, Richard...

I absolutely love it!

I couldn't help myself!

Now he has me getting in on the act.

Here is the t-shirt that I made....

Whee!

Now, I can take advantage of Elliot Spitzer's disgrace too!

Yes, this is a low point... but cash is cash.

Come on by the store!

I need this shirt!

I know... This is silly... but I am something of a political junky that has more than a few friends dependant on the financial services industry... so I naturally found the situation in NY State a little amusing. A friend of mine created this shirt on Cafe Press. If you feel inclined, please feel free to stop by and buy one....

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TV v. Newspapers

Who says that newspapers deliver the news slower?

I got the info (bad, boo, sad) about the Nevada Primary Caucus Whatever at 3:14 PM Central Time.

When did NBC break in with the news? 3:23!

Take that you Talking Head!

News Alert: A.P. and Television Networks Project Clinton as Winner in Nevada

From: NYTimes.com News Alert (nytdirect@nytimes.com)

Add contact

Sent:

Sat 1/19/08 3:14 PM

Reply-to:

nytdirect@nytimes.com

I have come up with a plan!

I opened my email this morning and found that I had not one, but THREE emails with this title:

Fwd: Fw: Obama's Church

I am not going to discuss the stupidity layed out there... because it is laughable.. or maybe it is only laughable to me since I live in Chicago where this church is located and know that this email is a nonsense piece of crap... One of the senders of this email to me is my dear sweet father. I am not entirely certain how he manages to be able to read this emails these days as his head is so far up his ass lately that it seems an impossibility. However, he was the main sender of this email.

Now what I like the most is my family recieves copies of these emails from my father... and THEN forward them to ME. Don't they notice I am already on the email list? I guess not.

For the last couple of years I have been perplexed by these stupid internet rumors and emails that I get. Where do they come from? Who creates them? Can any idiot do it? And if they can, how come I never get the equivalent email against Republican candidates? Do I have internet BO and no one will let me play their reindeer games?

So to that end I have decided to create my own... and feel free to appropriate it and send it on to every moron you know who has sent you one of those ridiculous chain emails... it might just work!

Fwd: Fw: Beating Hillary!‏
From:	PMiller (pmiller264@sbcglobal.net)
Sent:	Sat 1/12/08 5:48 PM
To:	J Brown (jeanettehbrown@msn.com); eyqe@sbcglobal.net; Judy Fargher (judyfargher@yahoo.com); geshkewich@yahoo.com; John Moriarty (jjmoriarty@cox.net); Elaine (emoriarty@nc.rr.com); chuck (cnmn@optonline.net); Fran Waldriff (Franiwaldriff@aol.com); Roger Warner (imawarner@comcast.net)

Hey! this just might work!

Note: forwarded message attached.--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:09:10 -0800
From: millerca50@yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Beating Hillary!
To: pmiller264@sbcglobal.net

Note: forwarded message attached.



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Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:19:32 -0800
From: luvcat22t@yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Beating Hillary!
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Note: forwarded message attached.

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From: billybob@veawb.coop
To: ;
Subject: Fw: Beating Hillary!
Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:33:28 -0800

We all know that Hillary Clinton will do anything to win the Presidency of the United States and enslave all of her enemies (and Bill) in Guantanamo Bay. But how is she doing it? Well, we finally have an answer. This is going to be hard to believe, but you should since I heard it from my friend, Julie's doctor's priest's auto mechanic.

It seems that Hillary Clinton made a deal with Satan in order to win the election. I know that seems we are done for and should be prepared to be tortured by illegal alien, drug abusing, Spanish speaking muslim, gay pedophile transvestites and Jesse Jackson. See? There is a picture of them together.. so this is TOTALLY TRUE!

Luckily, Father McCarthy, Julie's Doctor's Priest interceded on our behalf. But we have to do our part too. See it seems that Satan put in a twist into the deal so it is still possible for her to be stopped and the good Father got Beezlebub to tell us how. It turns out that Hillary will lose 100 votes everytime someone who opposes her goes to the tallest building in their town and jumps off.

Now, I know how much you love America so, naturally, I thought of you first. Will you help save us from Hillary and keep us honest Americans from having to shovel coal in the pits of hell for the Beast (and Satan too!) (I know you God-fearing Christian English-speaking, not on welfare, prayer in school and Ten Commandments loving patriots out there will enjoy that joke!) Hurry... the fate of our nation is in your hands.... Will you help God and save AMERICA?

Please forward to everyone you know in the next ten minutes and Satan promises to cut an extra 1,000 votes from Hillary's election day tally.... Don't delay!

I don't know... Do you think it will work? It might be worth a try.

they are everywhere

Paultards! In my very own neighborhood! Ahhhh, run for the hills!

Let's get political!

I saw this over at Poppy's place... and I am surprised by the results.

Why you ask? Because I do love Barack Obama and have been really pleased with how he is doing... But Dennis Kucinich is was too high on that list for my liking...creepy

87% Barack Obama
86% Chris Dodd
85% Dennis Kucinich
84% Hillary Clinton
82% John Edwards
82% Mike Gravel
82% Bill Richardson
80% Joe Biden
46% Rudy Giuliani
36% John McCain
28% Mitt Romney
27% Mike Huckabee
25% Ron Paul
18% Tom Tancredo
17% Fred Thompson

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